Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

Man accused of writing Trump assassination letters was framed, officials say - BBC

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godfather of AI Alarmed as Advanced Systems Quickly Learning to Lie, Deceive, Blackmail and Hack - futurism.com

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

(3) XHAMSTER

Aaron Wiggins Is The Key To Understanding OKC’s Revolutionary Depth - Defector

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Scientists Warn of “Irreversible Rain Chaos” Climate Shift Could Permanently Disrupt Water for 2 Billion People - The Daily Galaxy

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Delta Air Lines Warns Tariffs Could Halt New Airbus Orders & Eliminate Flights - Simple Flying

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Marco Rubio sanctions ICC for targeting US and Israel - BBC

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(1) XNXX

(5) LINGERIE.

Microsoft surprises MS-DOS fans with remake of ancient text editor that works on Linux - Ars Technica

(2) YOUPORN.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Won’t Be Laggin’ At The Summer Box Office With $175M-$185M Global Start For Live Action Redo – Preview - Deadline

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Do you think Trump is gambling with the lives of millions of people by getting involved in Russia-Ukraine relations?

(4) CONDOM.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily

(1) STRAPON.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(2) DILDO.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,